Quips

They should make a bathrobe with a flyhole

Norse canceling headphones

Toothbrush chicken: when you're brushing your teeth with someone and you're each waiting to see who stops brushing first.

Bicycles naturally pose (demurely turning their head away) for photos

I like to get the text receipt at restaurants so I can get the new message notification and pretend someone texted me

With the replication crisis, all nonfiction is fiction anyway

Bathtub with garbage disposal

It was crazy - no one on the light rail hit the request stop button so we went right past Capitol Hill station